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*On airplane, voice comes over intercom* Helllllooooo travelers! Thank you for fast(a) Highline! cypher halts you high like Highline! ;) *yelling in emphasise* (No mother tongue! Infidel!) Ahem excuse me folks, it come places we retain a touch terrorists flying with us today. Theyre trying to take over the cockpit, stock-still everything is A-OK. We may experience some turbulence before arriving in your sunny destination of- Oh, intumesce it seems that theyre rer let oning us precisely Im reliable theyll be taking us to a tenuous place, they seem like swell guys. (*indistinct yelling*) Oh wow, well they urgency your money folks. Im sure its for a top go generosity though. (NOW!) Oh these guys are so funny. So if everyone would calmly get your money from your carry ons a flight musical accompaniment testament be there shortly to collect it and well be displace it reach the plane for one of their associates to get. (Whispers) What? Thats silly of you to ask. What ? Stop retell everything I say into the mic? ....Ohhh, I get it. Well folks, Im gonna have a secondary chitchat with the terrorists but take this measure to out wonderful selection of snacks and beverages. A flight attendant wil- (SHUT UP! I KEEL YOU!) *mic goes off* *Voice from SpongeBob* xx proceedings later... Well folks- (Nonono! Gimme!

) *takes* We call for your snacks, for we are a little hungry, and if you dont we walk you. Oh-Kayy next, we weel be crashing. You all go to smitherines, boom, boom, you bash? Suddenly, savior comes pour rarify from the sky shredding on guitar with sunglasses, headbangin and rock in the hell outta those rising sandals. You! know, the ones that just came out? Real nice. Ahem, but back to the story...Jesus rains down a splendid melody of pure righteousness and it brought the terrorists to their knees in tears. We see now, no virgins when we go boom, boom. Still want snacks. yea I aphorism you kid in C4, I know you got dee good stuffs. I seen you munching on it. Cookies? THEY WILL BE mine! INFIDEL! *Jesus now also standing in the cock pit...If you want to get a full essay, tack together it on our website: OrderCustomPaper.com

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